AND Saboteur discloser….
JC kicks us off in a precious little blue asymmetrical number. I love it! Mama looks HOT – and to think this time last year she was about to burst with child…. I wonder who does her wardrobe b/c I.heart.that.dress.
JC tells us what we already know – we will find out who the saboteur is. We go ahead a refresh our memory from 24 hours ago regarding what happened at nom’s and POV…. Maybe CAB can catch up here since I apparently drunk dial during BB
haha…
Rachel is looking a little like Elvira tonight with red hair…. I totally want Rachel to go home… I’m over her, however, I think that it would be funny to see those roots at the end of summer. In my pool with BK’s fam I have Hayden and Annie – I really really need Rachel to go home tonight – OK houseguests? Do you hear me – VOTE RACHEL! Please and thank you.
Annie’s shoes are terrible…no offense if you like them….
Britney needs to stop with the cliches…rabid mountain lion? full deck of cards? honey – pick a side or your ass is going to be back in Arkansas faster than you can say TWO FACED!
Annie is acting a little crazy-stomping around like a mad woman, cussing, and calling people out…ANNIE WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? Matt – the tattooed genius and Enzo the wanna be SITUATION (jersey shore reference …anybody??? anybody?? Buehler…..?) are talking in the have-not room – they feel “The Brigade” orchestrated the entire plan, beginning to end – um give credit where credit is due – Annie is digging her own grave and you pussy’s didn’t do shit – Hayden is the one that put everyone up, you two douche bags are sitting pretty. FYI CAB – I always curse in this blog
I love the rug in the kitchen….. it would match my lime walls perfectly!
Annie FYI – Brendon will always pick boobies over you – it’s no question. She is grasping at straws here, she pulled out the tears and everything….she should think about acting.
In the sauna room (make our room) whatever – Rachel and Brendon are making out again….. mood killer – Brendon brings up Annie….I’m with Rachel on this one why the hell is he talking about Annie while they are making out. Side note – Rachel this is not real – it’s TV and you are 1/2 of a showmance baby. Rachel words verbatim “Why are you letting some girl you met 8 days ago come between something that is real?” My first guess – FYI I’m blogging live here – is that Rachel and Brendon are the life long friends….. She’s in Vegas he’s in Southern Cali – it’s possible.
They did hook up and make out pretty quick and they share the science love…… ok hitting play now on TIVO
Brendon is acting like a girl – he’s hot factor just decreased tremendously…… stop crying like a baby.
Commercial break – Julie is revealing the saboteur. America has voted it’s Kathy – ready – ready- ready – it’s ANNIE!!!!!!!!!!
she’s revealing how she locked the storage room, taped Kathy and Britney, and hid beeping devices all over the house.
Shit – y’all she’s my girl in the pool – that means now i’m stuck with Kathy…ugh…
The beeping noises are hilarious – Enzo keeps calling himself the meowmeow -
Cut to the living room with the saboteur – The saboteur says he escaped Hayden’s wrath. The houseguests are talking about who it is. They think it’s Brendon because he “escaped” the block. By winning POV and taking him off Britney is leading the pack to believe that it is Brendon. Jewish Dr. and Hayden are conspiring about voting out Rachel b/c of her relationship with Brendon. Outside is Annie, Lane, Monet, Kathy, and Britney – Annie is working them over and talking about Brendon’s job as a Physicist and is shifting the house to vote for Rachel. I need this work – I need Annie to stay.
She makes valid points regarding Brendon’s actions, alliances, etc…. Kathy is looking rough…circles under the eyes, bags, wowza -get the makeup out sweetie.
Annie is doing great with campaigning….
I want to sit in that living room and say “HI JULIE!” – Seriously I want to be on BB so bad!!!! Houseguests are talking to Julie and she pin points Enzo.
Enzo has been on slop and compares it to her ex-girlfriend….Does anyone remember George who was on slop for like a ridiculous amount of time and lost like 50 pounds?
Did Andrew really just thank CBS for the twist of the in-house friendship? What a nerd……
Here goes the plea’s -
Annie – Thanks everyone and is thrilled to meet everyone. game play – Rachel is beautiful – but she has Brendon – did she really compare Jeff and Jordan to Rachel and Brendon. HOW DARE YOU! Jeff and Jordan are BB legends! But good campaign Annie – Great Job!
Rachel – I love you and I’m proud…..fun being a have-not-ie; trusts everyone to make the right decision and thanks them for being her friend.
Hayden will vote in a tie – two nom’s don’t vote
Monet is up first – Votes to evict Annie
Andrew – votes to evict Annie
Lane – votes to evict Annie
DAMN It looks like Annie is going home…..Pee break for a commercial…the burgers at Chili’s look good and they are only $5.99
YUM! No wonder I will never be skinny…..tear.
Kathy – votes to evict Annie
Kristen – votes to evict Annie
Brendon – votes to evict Annie
It’s official – Annie is out – DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reagan – votes to evict Annie
Enzo – votes to evict Annie
Matt – votes to evict Annie
Britney – votes to evict Annie (and has crazy eyes to go along with it)
Votes are in 10 – 0 Annie is out
Man Annie has some UGLY shoes……we also just got a bra shot…. wear a tank or something Annie no one wasn’t to see your Victoria’s Secret.
Annie just suckered out some high-fives from the audience.
HG’s stare at the memory wall and Rachel looks scared and out of place. Brendon goes and hugs her…Julie is back with Annie on the couches.
Annie thinks she played too hard and put a target on her back. She talks about her relationship with Brendon and why the place voted her out 10-0. She thinks the house made a pitiful choice in choosing to evict her; I don’t disagree – Rachel should be sitting there with Julie. Annie thinks the strongest player is Brendon.
Thank GOD Britney said to throw out the shoes……and silver eyeshadow – I didn’t notice as much but it can go too, in my humble opinion.
Rachel made a tape about how dare Annie come between her and her man — Annie stabs back harder with the fact that Brendon hit on her first and Rachel got her sloppy seconds. You can catch Annie on the early show in the morning if you want…
HOH competition up next!
“majority rules” – there is a series of questions that Julie will ask. HG’s answer the way they feel the majority of the house will. If you answer int he majority you move on – if you answer in the minority you sit.
Question one – whose life story will make more money at the box office? Kathy or Enzo – Majority rules B enzo – Kathy, Brendon,
Question two – who would win BB bikini contest – Rachel or Kristen? Majority says Rachel – Enzo out, Matt out Lane out The Brigade alliance is not going to be hoh this week….
Question three – Who does the majority believe is more likely to put a larger than life-size sculpture in their yard – Hayden or Brendon ? Everyone said Brendon
Question four – Who has more Facebook friends – Britney or Monet? tie again – Britney
Question five – Who would HG’s choose to cheat off – Regan or matt? – everyone said Regan.
Question six – Who would HG prefer to have pack their parachute before jumping out of an airplane Andrew or lane? majority say Lane – Andrew is out
Questions seven – Who is more likely to talk themselves out of a traffic ticket Britney or Regan? Britney – Regan out
HOH will be a lady – Britney, Rachel or Monet?
Tie breaker – answer will be a number – closest without going over will be HOH
In the have/have not competition with the caramel how many gallons of caramel did HG crawl through?
Britney -41
Rachel -80
Monet – 725
Rachel is new HOH 330 gallons was the correct amount!
She’s jumping around like a little jumping bean and her ass is hanging out of her dress…… should be an interesting week.