Weekend recap in numbers

10 – $ amount paid to enter the Spazmatics concert
200 – $ amount paid between CAB and I for both of our tabs
47 – # of vodka tonics I poured down my throat
94 – # of limes I squeezed with said vodka tonics
13 – # of stealth pictures I took of CAB making out with a boy at the bar
1 – # of taxi’s we took to my MOMS house
15 – cost of taxi ride to my MOMS house
75 – would be cost of a cab ride to MY house – hence why we took a cab to MY MOM”S HOUSE!
6 – # of bean and cheese tacos my MOM ordered at Taco Cabana for CAB and me as she was driving us home
4 – # of advil I took on Saturday morning
47,672 – # of times I apologized for almost blinding BK
47,673 – # of times I said I was never going to drink again
3 – days left till vacation (THANK GOD)
2 – UDI’s I found on Saturday morning (unidentified drinking injury)

My tivo didn’t record BB last night!!! So that is why there is no recap! UGH! I hate HATE HATE my cable company. I really need to switch they are terrible! I will try and watch on line tonight once CBS posts the full episode.

If you haven’t already deduced my weekend from the above numbers let me recap……

Friday night CAB and I went to go see the Spazmatics. It was planned she would meet the boy I met through work (which worked out – he took her on a FAB-O date Saturday night – maybe we aren’t hearing wedding bells but it was a good solid date none the less).

Fast forward – we went from sober to drunk in like 2.5 seconds.

In order to avoid a $75 cab ride to my house (and in total logical sober thinking – ha) we took a cab to my moms house which was only 5 minutes away…..

I jumped in bed with her woke her up at 2am and asked her to drive our drunk asses home. And in the meantime had her drive us through Taco Cabana … seriously I have THE BEST MOM ever!!!!!!!!

Once we were home – we passed out……

Saturday morning we awoke hungry, hungover and stranded. It was 8am – We had CAB’s car but CAB’s keys where in my car which was $75 away at the hotel we were at the night before. BK was not awake and we don’t really talk to CC or Branch anymore………who could pick us up???

We scrounged around the house and ate pretzels and crackers and drank a Shit load of Diet coke until BK woke up and rescued us.

Seriously – it was probably one of the funniest nights of my life….had we had a tad bit more energy we totally would have mustered up a co-blog (full with two color fonts for writing distinction).

To a fun Friday and an almost blind boyfriend……….

More on the BK blinding later….

Also – I’ve circumvented how to post while at work……I type myself the post in email – send it to my yahoo account – pull it up on my phone – copy and paste it into my wordpress app and post.. VOILA!

AND FYI – send in questions for CAB and Me…..We will plan on the Q&A next week when I’m back from Cabo!