Previously on BB – (Since I missed Sunday’s episode I’ll recap with CBS)
Rachel won HOH and showed her cootchie and ass…….Matt hit up Rachel to be safe…..She’s suspicious. Britney and Monet were bitches…Hayden and Kristen hooked up, Brendon and Rachel hooked up (and they are making me throw up).
Rachel nominated – Monet and Britney….tonight POV…
Here we go…..
Day 14 – Britney and Monet talk about how they hate Rachel….Hayden is a hottie too….his Brigade is safe Rachel is feeling good about her nominations.
Seriously – Rachel and Brendon’s relationship is sick. They have known each other like 5 minutes. Britney is now crying with the roaches in the have-not room. Honey- buck up you too Monet seriously they are crying like their dog just died. It is a GAME! Win POV and shut them up….stop crying! Monet and Britney think that Rachel doesn’t like them and she is against them and it’s personal. Rachel just wants the boys in the house to fawn over her….I get Monet and Britney’s frustration with her.
Does it always seem that Hayden is yelling in the Diary Room (DR)? I feel like every time he goes in there he screams….Matt, Lane and Hayden are talking outside in the lawn about what happens if the nominations change. The Brigade has to stick together or its possible one of them may get back-doored. FYI – this is the first season I have NOT read spoilers. I am always reading spoilers and wanting to know what happens but this year I AM NOT since I’m doing these recaps I thought that would be like cheating on BB – any who…..
On the patio is Britney, Rachel – Britney is still crying and Rachel takes her upstairs to talk. Rachel feels bad that Brit is crying and hurt her feelings. Britney is totally working this broken heart angle. Britney swears on her engagement that she has no alliances and Rachel reveals that her real target is Monet. Britney wants to do everything she can to keep her and Monet is the game and tells Rachel her real target is Andrew, poor Andrew….but he really is annoying.
Rachel is crying to Brendon and Brendon kisses her…..seriously enough with the making out you two. This reminds me of when Amber was on BB – anyone remember crying Amber??? That girl cried all the time….Evel Dick’s season…I’m ready for a BB all stars…this cast so far is kinda lame.
Brendon is professing his affection to Rachel in an attempt to get her in the sac (Scratch that already happened) to make her feel better.
In the backyard Britney and Monet are discussing how jealous of Monet Rachel is …. Irritating when people say “I’m the type of person that will tell you if I don’t like you” – how many people actually do that? Yea right….Britney and Monet are just alienating everyone else…they need to be careful because the two of them Andrew are definitely the floaters this year.
There are those damn flamingos again……
Matt is talking to Andrew about his marriage. He tells Andrew about this disease his wife “has”…mela something or other. Funny – Matt has no idea that Andrew is a dr. J – Matt is going on and on about it affects less than 1 in a million people and about the surgery his wife can have but the surgery is elective and not covered. Andrew is looking kind of puzzled…..hahahaha…..this is kinda funny actually; but a little gross that Matt is lying about his wife.
In the DR Matt reveals his wife has NO DISEASE and he wants the sympathy; he’s just a guy trying to save his wife’s leg…. Ragan buys into it and appreciates that Matt is not here for selfish reasons and then indicates that he can “out smart” Andrew the shoe salesman. Andrew in the DR tells us that the name of the disease Matt is lying about is not a real or correct term….hahahahaha this is hilarious J
Rachel comes out with the veto bag and reads the scripted POV speech…seriously CAB is right…these speeches are terrible in the beginning.
Rachel, Monet and Britney are obviously in….. Rachel chooses Brendon as HG choice, Monet chooses Lane and Britney chooses Enzo. Host is Ragan….
Houseguests enter backyard in black pants, white shirts and ties holding brief cases….. In the pOV each HG will grab briefcase and lock themselves in the Stocks (the things where your head and arms go through…the old timey things that they used to be-head people). HG have to opt out closest to one hour without going over….you opt out by dropping your briefcase.
Enzo needs to stop saying meow meow…you are not a cat…maybe a pussy but not a cat.
Brendon has a strategy to keep track with his fingers…get to five minutes and then start over…
Monet thinks 60×60 = 1200 so she’s going to be out soon
Rachel is going to count to 3600 seconds and be done
Enzo – remembers that driving to the Jersey shore takes an hour….how is that relevant?
Ragan tells the HG the twist….a rotating dollar bill hits them in the face like every second…..
Britney thinks that most dollar bills come out stripper’s g-strings…..ha….
Time is at 46minutes and all HG are hanging in.
Lane is talking about how he was tied up in college when he was drunk…..stop there Lane…no more.
Britney drops first….the sun beats down and the dollar bill keeps hitting and then Enzo drops. All of them are sweating bullets and Lane drops out.
Brendon drops leaving Rachel and Monet…….
Ragan reveals….
Rachel – 1:15:07
Monet – 1:15:06
Brendon – 1:06:04
Lane – 1:01:29
Enzo – 1:00:14
Britney – 52:28
Britney wins POV…..
Rachel is so fake….every word that comes out of her mouth is fake…she annoys me (as if you couldn’t tell)
I wonder if they have noticed that there hasn’t been any saboteur activity. Money and Britney are in the have-not room Crying again…..stop the crying….their plan is to throw Andrew under the bus and backdoor him. BUT since Monet is Rachel’s real target who knows…
Monet comes up to talk to Rachel and tosses Andrew right in front of the 18 wheeler…. Monet tries and convinces Rachel that Andrew is against them and that if she saves Monet; Monet and Britney wouldn’t come after her.
I’m tired of the cameras always cutting to Brendon and Rachel making out….seriously…I’m still convinced they have a previous relationship. BK thinks Kathy and Britney are mom/daughter…interesting huh?
I hate when my tivo catches up to live television…
Ragan and Matt enter HOH room and Rachel is telling them that she is going to put Andrew up as a pawn. Pawns never work……WHAT THE HELL MATT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Matt just said it work better if HE was the pawn….you are an idiot….you should go home…no one should ever volunteer to be a pawn…you are an idiot – have you watched this show???? You deserve to go home to your fake-sick wife.
Back in the HOH B&R are talking about Andrew vs. Matt for pawn…. Rachel is smelling that something is fishy with Matt’s plan of volunteering to be the pawn. Enter.Andrew.
Andrew tells B&R that if he goes up he will go home – and they will lose someone on their side. I think B&R just had their first fight…..and I totally believe they are together outside the house.
But Brendon looks hot in a beanie…and Rachel is crying….
Seriously –
POV ceremony – Britney takes herself off and puts Matt up next to Monet – Rachel agrees to Matt’s deal and tells everyone Matt is a pawn. Andrew escaped…
I.heart.Ragan…..I think he is precious.
Since I’m going to be in Mexico tomorrow and will miss BB tomorrow AND Sunday – I’m going to ask CAB to do the recap again….. BUT she’s on a date right now (date #2 with the boy) so I’ll have to ask her later.
GUMBO recipe up next….
